TV and Me

So in the past week I've watched The Girl Next Door two times. I would hang my head in shame, but I can't help it...every now and then a movie that's not that great, not that funny, not that entertaining really hits me...right here (pointing to heart). Okay, so it didn't actually touch me emotionally. But it did make me question whether Emile Hirsch had in fact turned 18 (yes, he has, so my thoughts were neither dirty nor wrong...well, at least not frowned upon by society). Scotty Mo liked the movie b/c Elisha Cuthbert is hot (and it gave him a new phrase "That's the tits") so there's something in it for everyone. I guess this isn't as bad as the time I watched Here on Earth twice...what the f*ck was I thinking? Worst. Movie. Ever. Seriously.

Okay, I was looking over the new EW during lunch and decided I would list the new shows I'm excited about (I watch a lot of TV...if you haven't picked up on that):

1) Jack and Bobby : As a huge fan of Everwood, I will definitely be checking out Mr. Berlanti's new series. If I were a gay man, I would make love to him...if he would have me. But I'm not, so I wonder if he would give me a job instead?

2) Desperate Housewives: This was a great script. Let's just hope Teri Hatcher doesn't taint it w/ her trashy/sucky acting (maybe I'm just annoyed from those commericals w/ that football guy). Except for that one skit she did w/ David Spade on Saturday Night Live...that was hilarious.

Shows I won't be watching:

1) Hawaii: Although I consider Eric Balfour as the best guest star on television, this looks like crap.

2) Life as we know it: Kelly Osbourne... need I say more.

3) Kevin Hill: I don't watch UPN.

4) Commando Nanny/Complete Savages: And the race begins for the first show to be cancelled.

To end on a positive note, shows I can't wait to return:

1) Arrested Development: Thank god it wasn't cancelled. Thank you, thank you. It's the funniest show on television. And my reason for living.

2) The OC: Will Ryan stay in Chino? Where did Seth go on his sailboat? What will happen with Marisa's drinking problem? Is Summer still annoying? Too...many...questions. Need...more...OC. Why must we wait until November...why???!!! (notice how every show now involves a beach...The North Shore...Summerland...Laguna Beach...I had a great idea for "Galveston: The Series" but I don't want to oversaturate the market)

3) Scrubs: It's already back. But just had to reiterate the fact that I love Zach Braff. Like, "I think he may be the one" love him. In case you didn't know. I'm not crazy.

4) Everwood: I know a lot of people probably think this is some cheesy/lame 7th Heaven-type show...but it's not. It's got some of the best writing on television. You should watch it, if you know what's good for you (was that a threat?)

5) ER: Been watching it for years, why stop now?

6) According to Jim: Just kidding.

That about wraps it up.
Reagan